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Christian Humor and Good Clean Jokes Pages
Etch-a-Sketch Tech Support Troubleshooting Guidelines:
Q: My Etch-a-Sketch has a distorted display.
Q: My Etch-a-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
Q: How do I turn my Etch-a-Sketch off?
Q: What's the shortcut for UNDO?
Q: How do I create a new document window?
Q: How do I EXIT?
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-a-Sketch?
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-a-Sketch?
Q: How do I save my Etch-a-Sketch document?
Q: Is Etch-a-Sketch Y2K compatable?
Preposed Windows 2000 commands
1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Help Desk Stories:
- A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
- Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same
time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the
letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "Hi...my coffee cup holder isn't coming out any more."
Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"
Overheard in a computer shop:
Help Desk received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when finished with it, because he needed to keep it.
MURPHY'S LAWS OF COMPUTING!
~ For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
~ To err is human... to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human; in fact it is downright natural.
~ He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
~ If at first you don't succeed, blame your computer.
~ A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
~ The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
~ A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.
~ When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
~ When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
~ The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
~ When the going gets tough, upgrade.
~ When you need to send an email quick, that's when the modem won't connect!
Watch Out For These New Strains of Viruses.
The following new computer viruses have been detected in or around the country. Please be alert for them when you scan your computers.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
PAUL REVERE VIRUS:
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS:
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS:
NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS:
FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS:
ADAM AND EVE VIRUS:
JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS:
STAR TREK VIRUS: