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From slowdown to meltdown.......


Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall perrformance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Desperate Woman

Terminal crash !!!




And the reply:
Dear Desperate Woman

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

and download Tears 6.2  to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications

Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.  

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1..0 to default to

Grumpy Silence 2.5 or   Happy Hour 7.0 or   Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.

I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,
Tech Support









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